Brutal Legend: The Awesomeness and the Quotes

Which are one and the same.

"Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong time? Like you should have been born earlier, when the music was... real?"
"Like the 70's?"
"Earlier, like... the early 70's."

"What have you done?"
"Created beauty by simply rocking that's all.

“Hundreds of our strongest young men. Toiling their lives away like their fathers and their grandfathers before them. Given no tools. Forced to break solid rock with nothing but their own thick skulls.”
“Well come on let’s bust them out of there. Where’s the gate?”
“There is no gate.”
“What?”
“They have no where to go. No idea how to function outside the pit. Society has no use for them. So they stay underground. I wish I could help them, but I mean, what do you do with a bunch of kids who don’t know how to do anything but bang their heads all day long?”
“You start a revolution Lars,” sniff, “Right now. It’s time to sound the battle cry.”
“...Have you been looking at my sword?”

“What is that sound?”
“It’s a devil screaming.”
“It’s an angel singing.”
“It is the pounding of creations hammer on the anvil of time.”
“It’s -ing awesome.”
“It’s called Heavy Metal. And it’s the real reason you should bang your heads.”

"A good roadie knows his whole job is to make someone else look good. Keep someone else safe. Help someone else do what they were put here to do. A good roadie stays out of the spot light. If he’s doing his job right you don’t even know he’s there. Once in awhile he might step on stage just to fix a problem, to set something right. But then before you even realize he was there, or what he did, he’s gone."

He is Eddie Rigs. The worlds best roadie, and metal's only hope.

Brutal Legend. Coming this Rocktober.