Thursday, October 29, 2009

My name is Link and these are the longest three days of my life

So a friend of mine recently downloaded Majora's Mask on his Wii. After playing through the first half hour or so I couldn't help but feel that there was something familiar about this game. And it wasn't just the FF VII rip off. (Moon coming to crash into the world aka Meteor coming to crash into the planet) It was something else. The pressure of the time constant was really getting to me. Three days to save the world just didn't seem like enough time. Not to mention the fact that one day seemed to take about ten minutes. I felt like, like...
Jack Bauer.

I even kind of looked like him.You know, cuz they're both... blond.

As I ran around the town doing inane mini quests in order to save the world I kept yelling out "We're running out of time!"
What's that Jimmy you want to play hide and seek before you give me access to your secret tower in which an astronomer/pedophile hangs out. Don't you see that huge moon with the creepy smile on it's face about to crash into the town and kill us all.
Your lucky I am a Deku scrub and can only blow bubbles at you. If I had my sword I'd cut you up and play hide and go seek with the pieces. I'm the warrior of time you little twerp! And I'm your only hope, so stop wasting my time and let me into your tower.

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